boys! boys! boys!

People keep asking me about boys.  Its literally the first question they ask!  Not... What have you seen?  Where's your next trip?  Etc.  Its... So, how are the guys there, have you met any hot Italians?  And not to sound completly bitchy or rude, but... Dudes, BASTA (that means "that's enough" in Italian)!!!  To answer the question, yes.  The Italian men are scrumptious and grimmy and I love it.  They all smell like Aqua Di Gio (cologne), cigarettes, and greesy hair.  They all dress really well and have amazing eyes.  They all cat call every girl that walks by and stares you down as if they're about to pounce on you!  I freaking LOVE them! BUUTTT!!!  I purposely haven't written about them OR gotten involved with any of them because this trip isn't about guys.  This trip is about me.  The end.

The Simpsons???

They love the Simpsons!  Its kind of humorous actually!  When you walk through the markets, many of the souvenirs have something to do with The Simpsons... Simpsons t-shirts, Duff beer, posters, and whatever else you can think of!

My pants are officially tight...

Enough said.